Until teatime.
Two bottles. Fewer decisions.
Sauce Duo: one 250 ml vinegar spray and one 250 ml tomato ketchup.
Starter Pack: both bottles, plus a green Madogs bucket hat. Dress for the consequences.
Vinegar. Ketchup. Bucket hats. You’re welcome.
A barrel. A hill. A deeply avoidable incident.
Near Llantrisant’s Billy Wynt tower, Terry Fingers finds a mysterious barrel. Most people would call someone qualified. Terry puts the kettle on.
Our Welsh legend has eight centuries of bad judgement, one suspicious recipe and, eventually, ketchup. Naturally, it ends at your table.